Get to know K-Pop Fanboy! ULTIMATE MALE BIAS LIST

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Hello internet! Let's get personal. Let's get to know eachother. Let's have a heart-to-heart. It's about to get real.

K-Pop idols are sexy. You cannot deny that this is the one true thing that matters about K-Pop. Fuck the vocals and "rap" ability. Visuals are really what sells you on a specific idol and personality. 

But anyways, let's get to the list. 

TOP BOYS

10. Minho (Shinee)

My favorite abs in all of K-Pop belong to Choi Minho. This boy is flaming charisma hot with his hilarious personality. He's a true visual and offers little else to Shinee besides that (sorry rapid Shawols). I didn't really notice Minho all that much until View, where he literally snatched my undies with that blonde hair, blue eyed combo. It's like his stylist was trying to make sure he didn't look Asian.

Sweet Jesus God Amen

9. V (BTS)

V really climbed up my bias list in 2016. He was absolutely flawless in Blood, Sweat, and Tears (besides those horrid blue eye contacts that don't work for him). The exposed back was definitely a sight to see. I also found to loving him through all the Bangtan Bombs he's been in. V is definitely a weird idol. It's great. Also he and Jungkook look perfect together.

Possibly my favorite photoshoot ever

8. Mingyu (SEVENTEEN)

Holy balls, he's hot. Mingyu was the first member I noticed the first time I watched "Mansae." He's tall, got a goofy smile, a nice tan... just wow. A+ Pledis. He's also really good at everything he does and shits on all the other members in terms of abilities. Did I mention he's tall?

7. Suga (BTS)

I swear to god, at one point, he was my bias in BTS. I can't remember when that was though, because I've been a loyal Jungkook stan since "Dope," so I probably just blocked that time out. Yoongi is a monster on stage, but a sleepy fluffball off the stage. His smile and voice will melt your heart and also make you hate him for constantly ruining your bias list.

6. Lay/ Yixing (EXO)

I really had a hard time decided who my bias was in EXO. At first it was Kyungsoo, then it was Chanyeol, then Chen, then Xiumin, then Kai. Eventually I settled with Yixing. First of all, Lay is absolutely hilarious and a ball of Chinese sunshine. He also is outrageously talented and writes some sexy music... or maybe he's just sexy. I don't know, who cares, he's great.

5. Onew (Shinee)

Onew is definitely the OG ultimate bias, but him and I have really parted ways since "Lucifer" era, when he was stupid hot. Onew is perfect and the ideal man. The obsession with his penis among fans is ludicrous. But it makes you wonder... how long really is that thing? Maybe one day, a concept will reveal the true size of the dubulge. One day.

4. Hoshi (SEVENTEEN)

Naega Hosh, bitches. How can someone be so fluffy and adorable yet so outrageously sexy at the same time? Enter Hoshi, leader of Seventeen's Performance Team (easily the best team). He is a dance machine, obviously, but no one seems to mention his smooth low voice. He's also hilarious, and when he teams up with his pals Seungkwan and D.K., you know shit is about to be a riot. Luckily for Seventeen, they all started out pretty hot when they debuted but they are still young and there is tons of room for improvement. They will only continue to get sexier as time goes on. Hell. Yes.

3. Jungkook (BTS)

I picked this particular photo for reasons

Anyone who knows me would think that Jungkook is my #1 bias, and he may have held that spot at some point and will probably hold it again one day. I noticed Kookie instantly when I first watched the "Dope" MV (my first BTS video) and instantly wanted him to arrest me. His voice was great, his dancing was great, his smile was perfect--- what can't this boy do? Oh yeah, he can't talk to girls. 

2. Youngjae (GOT7)

Youngjae has been trying really hard to be my #1 lately (especially with the blonde hair he's been rocking, like have you seen that glory?). Youngjae is the ultimate ray of sunlight. He is always laughing with his mouth wide open and slapping the other members (particularly Jackson and BamBam). Also his voice is definitely one of my favorites in all of K-pop. He is a hidden gem in GOT7. Most people will only look at Mark, JB, and Jackson because I mean... Jesus Christ... but then Youngjae wears a tanktop and suddenly people open their eyes.

Nice.

Youngjae might become the #1 male bias soon... in fact, it's very likely. But for now, it goes to...

1. Woohyun (Infinite)

I mean what is there really to say about Woohyun? He's gorgeous, got a killer voice, can dance well, is a total sass-monster, and is absolutely flawless. He also happens to be in one of the better K-pop male groups, so he's always getting good concepts and songs. Infinite have been around for almost 7 years now... and we all know about the cursed "7 Year Lifespan of a K-Pop Group" (although doesn't this only apply to female groups?) Hopefully he isn't going anywhere soon. Namu namu namu

Welp that about wraps this list up. Stay tuned for the female bias list soon (though that one is ALWAYS changing on the weekly)